vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

(via ruinedchildhood)

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

(via popularboyfriend)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via relahvant)